Are you looking for the best Dead Sea puns? This post is full of laugh-out-loud Dead Sea puns, or at least some that I hope will make you roll your eyes! I have also added a few Dead Sea jokes at the bottom and if you are traveling in Israel or Jordan some information on both countries.
Looking for travel information? Check out my guide full of Dead Sea Tips. Also, how to get from Amman to the Dead Sea and the best Dead Sea Hotels in Jordan. Also read about the best beaches in Jordan.
The Best Dead Sea Puns
Don’t get salty with me!
I’ll sea you later, i’ve gone to the beach!
It’s not my salt you got burned!
I’m not shore about this…
Girls just wanna have sun
Don’t worry, beach happy!
All I need is a good dose of vitamin sea
I am at the sea now, I beach you to it
Carpe diem: it means seas the day.
Sea, myself, and I
Long time, no sea!
Sea la vie!
It’ll be our little sea-cret.
Resting beach face
I washed up like this
More Dead Sea Puns and Jokes
When I went to the Dead Sea my wife came up behind me and pushed me in. Everyone who saw it thought it was hilarious. I was so salty.
Why is the Dead Sea always angry? Because he is so salty.
Is it true that the Dead Sea makes you weightless? You will have to weigh and sea!
What is the most deadly sea? Hepatitis
Have you heard about the Dead Sea? I didn’t even know it was sick!
Where does a mummy go swimming? The Dead Sea!
What did the sea say to the other sea? Nothing it just waved.